I'm not saying I'm an illustrator, but I'm not not saying I'm an illustrator. 


Animal Bands:
At some point I realized that a good deal of my favorite bands had animals in their names. It felt like a particularly astute observation at the time.

Unsolicited Wiener Cards

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Copy for other cards:

- Sometimes, you're the WURST.

- Hey, stop being such a BRAT.

Band Poster

I was inspired by the song "Think About It" and this eloquent word salad.

I was inspired by the song "Think About It" and this eloquent word salad.