In the summer of 2009, I convinced my summer camp's new band to let me be lead singer despite zero musical qualifications.
It was artful. It was messy. It was Rock and Roll.
Long live PTSP (Power to Sour People).
You are under no obligation to listen longer than ten seconds.
If drawing stuff makes you an illustrator, well, that still feels like too much.
At some point I realized that a good deal of my favorite bands had animals in their names. It felt like a particularly astute observation at the time.
Big Breakfast is hiding something. Something big.
Something fun from the campaigns graveyard:
Unsolicited Wiener Cards
Ever wanted to send a sassy message via poorly drawn hot dogs holding hot dogs? No?
Yikes. This was a huge miscalculation.
Copy for other cards:
- Sometimes, you're the WURST.
- Hey, stop being such a BRAT.
I love short stories, and if salaries weren't important, I might consider writing much more of them in my free time.
(It's about an 18 minute read).