If drawing stuff makes you an illustrator, well, that still feels like too much.
At some point, I realized that a good deal of my favorite bands had animals in their names. It felt like a particularly astute observation at the time.
Unsolicited Wiener Cards
Ever wanted to send a sassy message via poorly drawn hot dogs holding hot dogs? No?
Yikes. This was a huge miscalculation.
Copy for other cards:
- Sometimes, you're the WURST.
- Hey, stop being such a BRAT.